Miss Universe Winner Sparks Alien Outrage

The "Alaboombas" located in the Andromeda Galaxy are protesting the results

Earth - Last night, the 71st annual Miss Universe award was crowned to USA’s R'Bonney Gabriel.

The real story, however is what happened this morning, as humans were contacted by aliens through a video message that was emailed to every account in the world.

Stevie Farber, president of the Alaboombas, an alien species that may have a link to Judaism based off his name, recorded a message, calling these results a sham.

Stevie Farber

In his comments, Farber criticized the speech by self-anointed Miss Universe owner Jakkaphong Jakrajutatip (video below) and claimed that in actuality, he is the owner of the Miss Universe Pageant.

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Farber further stated that real winner of the 3,392,492 Miss Universe award was announced last week to the lovely “Gary Freeberg” from the Virgo A Galaxy.

Gary Freeberg accepting his award

Farber, appearing somewhat amused by the audacity of Earthlings to hold a Miss Universe Pageant, threatened to take the only resource of any value to his species, Pacific herring, if Jakrajutatip did not issue a full apology.